"When my mother took me to the gynecologist for birth control, you would not believe..
"Oh, that guy's a porno star. Of course I'm sure, I watch at least two of those movies a week!"
"My mother took my phone away, cuz she found the text messages and pictures of me...and she called me a slut."
"Did you notice something strange about student X this morning? The bus driver believed she had marijuana on her and we cannot find it in her locker."
"You have to show up for homeroom or they call your parents, but after that we can take off."
"What do you mean you have to call the police because my kid got caught showing porn to another kid?"
"How was I supposed to do my homework if I never went home last night?"
"It doesn't matter, her mother doesn't care what she does!" "She's right, she really doesn't."
"Why is that table set all fancy?" "Fancy? It's just a normal setting for dinner." "Oh, we never eat at our table, I just take it up to my room and eat there."
And one wonders why they are never excited about school.