Mama Swanson's Money Saving Tips

1. To save on your grocery bill send your husband and son to Florida for one week.
2. To decrease your gas bill send your daughter to her grandparents for one week.
3. To save on your weekly out of pocket spending send your daughter to her grandparents for one week.
4. To flush the savings from items 1, 2, and 3 down the drain, allow one daughter home from college.